“On January 9, 2021, the FBI received information from a tipster that Kristi Munn entered the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. During a follow-up interview, the tipster reported that Kristi Munn and other members of her family traveled from Texas to Washington, D.C. for the rally that occurred on January 6, 2021. The tipster provided two screenshots of Kristi Munn’s Facebook account and six screenshots of Kristi Munn’s Snapchat account, which the tipster had seen posted to Kristi Munn’s accounts. The display name on the Facebook account is ‘Kristi Marie Munn’ and the display name on the Snapchat account is ‘Kristi Munn.’ The tipster is a relative of Kristi Munn’s fiancé.”

“The tipster has personally met Kristi Munn and spent time with her during the 2020 Christmas holiday season, which was less than a month before January 6, 2021. The tipster also provided Kristi Munn’s telephone number and claimed that she lived with her fiancé, both of which I verified to be true. One of the Facebook screenshots provided by the tipster was a post of a photograph of Kristi Munn and five additional individuals who were ‘tagged’ in the post as Facebook users Tom Munn, Dawn Munn, Kayli Munn, Minor Child 1 (MC1), and Josh Munn. According to Facebook, when you tag someone, you create a link to their profile. Kristi Munn added text to the photograph: ‘Washington D.C. here we come… #StopTheSteal #TrumpIsMyPresident'” says the FBI affidavit in support of the charges and the photo evidence just keeps getting better and better as you read it.

It really is a dark, hyperreal mirror of some PG-rated family vacation movie from the 90s. The only thing that’s missing is a cameo by Jon Lovitz or Christopher Lloyd as a hillbilly who gives them the wrong directions and they end up at the Capitol of West Virginia with only hours to go before President Trump’s big “Stop the Steal” speech in Washington! And they’re out of gas and broke too! Down on their luck and bummed out after dad Tom was stupid enough to believe that (probably secretly liberal) hillbilly, the Munns just happen to come across a ragtag group of “Bikers for Trump” on their way to DC to see the President’s rally… and I’ll just leave it off there.