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National Zero beats Gateway Pundit to story by five hours


Not for nothing, but this is pretty freaking pathetic on Gateway Pundit’s part. We got to this at 11:31 am on Monday. It’s like if New England Patriots Quarterback Cam Newton suddenly got traded to the Philadelphia Eagles and some mid-tier college sports news site reported it five hours before ESPN.com did. The 2020 election and all the ways that the FRAUD WILL BE REVEALED is supposed to be the Gateway Pundit’s bread and butter, and for them to get scooped like this says way more about them than it does National Zero – and, to be clear, this is something separate and apart from our deeply obsessive, borderline-unhealthy dick-measuring contest with The Hill.

In fact, leave us out of this altogether and pretend it was, say, Axios who reported on Sabatini’s little crusade and you still have Gateway Pundit getting punked by the lamestream media. For all the ways they string their readers along with all the bullshit fan fiction on that site they can’t at least be bothered to do it in a timely manner? Or, failing that, do they really need to add BREAKING to the headline, as if it’s some new development that happened minutes before they ran the story?

These guys are such fucking wankers. Yeah, we all already knew that, but sometimes it’s fun to discover new reasons why that go beyond their nonsense right wing content itself.

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