Republican Florida Congressman and credibly accused child sex trafficker Matt Gaetz, who once mocked the severity of the pandemic by wearing a gas mask onto the floor of the House,
“I mean, you know, you’ve had, you’ve had all the experts say, ‘Well, look out for the delta variant or the lambda variant’,” Gaetz evangelized to a few hundred people in a largely unmasked crowd. “Next, it’s going to be, like, the Chi Omega variant or the Pi Kappa Psi variant,” he shouted, apparently not knowing a fraternal organization or the Greek alphabet.
“I got the Florida variant,” Florida Man bragged. “I got the freedom variant. It affects the brain. It gets you to think for yourself, where you don’t just surrender to the truth they’re tryin’ to create in corrupt Big Media.”