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Listen to the debut single from new Christian pop star Jenna Ryan!

https://youtu.be/RUdXw3yDdO8
Jenna Ryan’s soulful sound mixed with a soothing piano backing create something we haven’t seen since Eve Plumb. Hope, grace, and warmth are all present here in “My Falling Heart”. Currently unsigned with a major label (though that could change literally any minute through God’s grace!), this Texas native’s talent is soon to be come America’s worst kept secret. Keep your eye on Jenna Ryan, as we are excited to see what she brings to the future of Christian Music…

…after she gets her legal troubles out of the way because, if regular National Zero readers didn’t quite recognize the name above the fold, then they certainly will now, as this Jenna Ryan is none other than the notorious “Private Jet Karen” of the January 6th Capitol riot fame.

Here’s a few refreshers:

Private Jet Karen rioter needs your money for legal fees

PayPal kills Private Jet Karen rioter’s account

Private Jet Karen rioter’s crowdfund on GiveSendGo for her legal defense receives over 12,000 prayers, $300 of its $10,000 goal

QAnon Shaman and Private Jet Karen begging Trump for pardons

As for the song itself, it’s surprisingly not terrible. I mean it’s not good at all, but if it was playing on the in-store radio while I was shopping at Marshall’s I’d definitely be able to tune it out as background noise much more easily than I would some fucking garbage like Maroon 5 or Shawn Mendes, so I guess congratulations to Jenna Ryan for producing something marginally tolerable.

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