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Fox News’ Che Guevara again calls for Red Hats to revolt

After demeaning military leaders for determining Kabul airport was a better option than Bagram Air Base by putting on a troll voice, frozen food heir and wannabe revolutionary leader Tucker Carlson said on his Fox News program that people should revolt against government and military leaders.

“‘Close Bagram and focus on Kabul’,” Carlson voices.  “We did that and now a lot of people are dead and a lot are still stuck there.  Once again, to beat a dead horse, no one has apologized.

“If you caught one of your kids doing something wrong, you wouldn’t rest until that child apologized,” Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, who was obviously an overindulged child, claims.

“Contrition is a central part to fixing a problem,” Carlson goes on, without apologizing for promoting things like anti-masking, white supremacy and Donald Trump.  “It’s not just practically important; it’s spiritually important,” the incubus says, “and they won’t, because they don’t care what you think.”

Circling back to the case of disgraced former Marine Lt. Colonel Stuart Scheller, who was dismissed after violating military law by undermining his command and wearing his uniform while making a political statement–and then threatening uniform and civilian leaders–Carlson continued to claim flag officers owed an explanation for strategy to a lowly Lt. Colonel.

“And so to this moment, the only person who has been punished for these terrible decisions, one Marine Corps officer who criticized those decisions,” Carlson claims, without recognizing that publicly questioning your chain of command in the military is a court martial offense.  “This can’t go on.  When leaders refuse to hold themselves accountable over time, people revolt.  That happens.  We need to change course immediately and start acknowledging our mistakes–people who made them need to start acknowledging them or else the consequences will be awful.”

Carlson then went on to not announce Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis will appear on the show tomorrow to apologize for mishandling the coronavirus pandemic; Donald Trump will appear to apologize for abandoning Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria; and Matt Gaetz will apologize because he knew she was underage.

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