Pennsylvania Governor orders masks for all K-12 students

Effective September 7, masks will be required in schools and early learning and childcare programs in Pennsylvania.

This will keep our students safer and in the classroom, where we all want them to be.

— Governor Josh Shapiro (@GovernorShapiro) August 31, 2021

RNC urges fans to remember the happier times

Nearly half of indie voters think Trump should drop out: poll

North Korea using South as aerial trash dump

ANC loses South African majority for first time in 30 years

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXV

RNC Co-chair admits Trump fell asleep during trial

Canada’s serial Pig Farmer-Killer slaughtered in prison assault

In increasingly frantic tone, Miller demands complete political weaponization of government right now

Corrupt Carotene’s conviction costs 10 percent of Republicans

Orange Felon a little late with protestor conspiracy bullshit

Convicted felon tries to defend brand

Michelle Obama’s mother has died at age 86

The Blue Revenge: The case has totally collapsed edition

Drunken Rudy getting very close to being tossed out of bar

Real president makes it real simple about real convicted felon

Kayleigh McEnany urges Biden to get Hochul to pardon Trump

Jordan requests Bragg testify at stupid “Weaponization” hearing

Wife actually responsible this time

WATCH LIVE: Convicted felon screams at media

Joe Manchin leaves Democratic Party

Team Orange claims they raised $34 million on Thursday

We should of included this tweet in the MAGA reaction roundup

Nonagenarian Holocaust denier faces trial in Germany

Orange Felon evidently still processing what just happened to him

Ketamine Brain has opinion

“We’re keeping a list, we’ll be checking it twice”

House Republicans plotting series of loud, angry noises

Fox News reports on another Biden failure to secure America

MAGA Land feeling maybe just a little let down by justice system

Report: Biden DOJ’s suit against Ticketmaster panders to Swifties

“They’re laughing at a husband, a father, a grandfather”

Google scaling back AI, which could trigger Skynet revolt

New Hampshire cops suspect bear or bears in missing kid cases

WATCH LIVE: Alvin Bragg takes victory lap at press conference

Convicted felon issues statement on guilty verdict

TRUMP CONVICTED ON ALL COUNTS IN MANHATTAN

BREAKING: THE VERDICT IS IN

Biden Admin permits Ukraine to strike limited parts of Russia

JD Vance demands Garland investigate Judge Merchan

Rhode Island MAGA Neo-Nazi arrested on child porn charges

Fox News lady thinks a Trump conviction will somehow be Biden’s excuse to duck out debate his campaign arranged with CNN

John Roberts says “Lol, no” to Dems’ request for meeting

“Overturned strawberry truck causes jam on two highways” writes UPI headline editor who thinks he’s just so fucking clever and witty

Biden campaign responds accordingly to report on Trump’s slur

QAdulteress recycles line from Trump’s first impeachment trial

New poll finds Justices Thomas and Alito’s favorability underwater

Tape of Trump using n-word exists: Former Apprentice producer

WATCH LIVE: Orange Defendant bitches for a few minutes

Team Trump plots bold new “denial” strategy if Donald found guilty

Mike Johnson says Netanyahu to address Congress this summer