A review of the One America News Network web store reveals its offerings are pretty boring in comparison to other right wing news outlets’ dumb insane shit, National Zero staff concluded Saturday. In total, Store.OANN.com offers three different types of t-shirt, one Polo shirt, one hooded sweatshirt, one coffee mug, one metal “Tundra” bottle, one baseball cap, one mouse pad, one bumper sticker, and one “Pop Socket” phone grip, all of which bear the standard OAN logo.
There are no ball gags, male or female “vitality” supplements, scam e-learning courses about crypto trading, “IonCluster technology”-powered air filters, defaced currency, fake currency, bobblehead dolls, or 7 Lobster Tails and 3 King Crab Legs for $199.99, normally $299.99. So lame.