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Rifle Barbie says that God told her to run for Congress

Bombastic Barbie Lauren Boebert (Q-Rifle) claims God spoke to her directly to tell her to run for Congress, which God likely wouldn’t do because it would be like a curse to the rest of the population.

“When God said that to me, I said, ‘Man, y’know, maybe I’m not using the gifts and callings that God has give me appropriate [sic] all the time’,” she relates using poor grammar.  “But to hear God say He created me that way for His purpose.  I had to answer the call.”

“I’m not concerned about my education and the fact that I have a GED,” Boebert added.  “Actually I didn’t even have it then.  I got it later.  …  It didn’t matter that I didn’t have the money or the political influence.  [FACT CHECK:  Her husband earned around a million dollars as a oil company consultant in the two years before she ran for office.]  It didn’t matter that I wasn’t qualified in the world’s eyes because God qualifies those who [sic] He calls.”

Perhaps Boebert thought it was God telling her to abet the efforts of the domestic terrorist on January 6th.

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