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Mesa County, Colorado election workers were subjected to after-hours seminar by that “Dr. Frank” MAGA conspiracy asshole

Workers at the office of the county clerk in Mesa County, Colorado were dragged to an April after-hours event in a hotel conference room in Grand Junction by their MAGA psychopath boss, Tina Peters, hosted by fellow Mike Lindell acolyte, Douglas Frank, reports the Washington Post.

National Zero readers may remember “Dr Frank” as the American flag bow tie-wearing dipshit who bored the crowd at the June Trump rally in Ohio with an opening act full of incomprehensible Excel spreadsheets. Mesa County clerk’s office employees were subjected to 90 minutes of the high school teacher/discredited conspiracy theorist’s stupid bullshit, per the Post, with one election official quoted as saying it was “a huge slap in the face… We put so much time and effort into making sure that everything’s done accurately” only to be stuck watching Frank drone on about a “sixth-order polynomial”-based algorithm having tilted the election toward Biden.

Peters herself hasn’t shown up to work since August, when it was revealed that she or someone close to her had leaked Dominion ballot tabulation device source code to the MAGA internet. She’s currently being sued by the Colorado Secretary of State, under federal criminal investigation, and being hidden in an undisclosed location by Mike Lindell, supposedly from a Dominion hit squad.

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