Spouse of man once jailed for exposing himself to teen girls makes vague insinuation about President Biden

The Boys & Girls Club was a big part of last night’s Congressional Baseball Game.

So of course Joe Biden showed up.

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) September 30, 2021

Fox News reports UFC star seeks justice for murdered squirrel

Musk 💔 Epshteyn

Spirit Airlines files for bankruptcy

Orange Hitler serious about mass deportation on day one

“They should be afraid”

Trump victory parade turns heads in Columbus, Ohio

Biden greenlights long-range missiles for Ukraine

Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

Markwayne concedes Hegseth and Gaetz may not have Senate majority, gets annoyed Dems confirmed LGBTQ Biden nominees

Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

Cantaloupe’s crew reconsidering Fox’s latest abuser for Pentagon

Blondi to bark at reporters in White House press briefing room

Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination

“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

Steven Cheung considers Pete Hegseth rape matter closed

Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

Four Canadians burned alive last month because Tesla doors stuck

Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

This is so much better than a veto

Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

The Onion wins Infowars auction

“Stop shit like this”

Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

The Horror

Rudy lawyerless

Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

Matt Gaetz resigns

FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

Melania unlikely to move into the White House

Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns