Categories
Uncategorized

That big ugly fucking red thing on Jupiter spinning faster: NASA

NASA: “Like the speed of an advancing race car driver, the winds in the outermost ‘lane’ of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot are accelerating – a discovery only made possible by NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope, which has monitored the planet for more than a decade. Researchers analyzing Hubble’s regular ‘storm reports’ found that the average wind speed just within the boundaries of the storm, known as a high-speed ring, has increased by up to 8 percent from 2009 to 2020.”

“In contrast, the winds near the red spot’s innermost region are moving significantly more slowly, like someone cruising lazily on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Researchers found that the average wind speed just within the boundaries of the Great Red Spot, set off by the outer green circle, have increased by up to 8 percent from 2009 to 2020 and exceed 400 miles per hour. The massive storm’s crimson-colored clouds spin counterclockwise at speeds that exceed 400 miles per hour – and the vortex is bigger than Earth itself. The red spot is legendary in part because humans have observed it for more than 150 years. ‘When I initially saw the results, I asked ‘Does this make sense?’ No one has ever seen this before,’ said Michael Wong of the University of California, Berkeley, who led the analysis. ‘But this is something only Hubble can do. Hubble’s longevity and ongoing observations make this revelation possible.'”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Trump appoints Tim Apple to run Nvidia

3 hours ago

Nvidia CEO resigns

5 hours ago

Caravan scam continues apace

6 hours ago

CNN calls Mississippi for Scott Colom

20 hours ago

Ilhan Omar’s bodyguard indicted to try to get him to “flip”: NYT

1 day ago

Insufferable shithead MAGA Congressman Greg Murphy concedes

1 day ago

“We did do a very poor job”

1 day ago

Regime sends letter warning Garcia of “criminal consequences”

1 day ago

Mary Peltola’s vote total now larger than both Dan Sullivans

1 day ago

Hegseth COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY EXONERATED

2 days ago

Tom Emmer promises Dems will regret winning

2 days ago

Jim Jordan wins House GOP leadership, lol

2 days ago

“Many Democrat lawmakers are going to find themselves under indictment and fighting conviction… Watch”: Roger Stone to Axios

2 days ago

Bidenflation increases 0.4 percent in October, beating expectations

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants calls impeachment gay and soy

2 days ago

Orange Baby still demanding Dan Sullivan be declared winner

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor holds impromptu press briefing: Watch live

3 days ago

“Voters made the wrong choice”

3 days ago

Massie intros Hegseth impeachment articles

3 days ago

Nvidia CEO hired top sex scandal specialist PR firm a year ago

3 days ago

There it is: Trump “Stop the Steal 2026” edition

3 days ago

Russell Brand gets 10.5 years in the joint following rape conviction

3 days ago

Jaydee “blamed the Jews for losing the election”: Randy Fine

3 days ago

Jensen Huang in better shape with Trump than JD Vance

4 days ago

Katie Miller cancels podcast

4 days ago

Todd says he’s investigating Dem “threats”: Sunday Live updates

4 days ago

Mentally ill senior having fun Saturday shitposting on internet

5 days ago

Will Dems even need to nuke the filibuster in 2029?

5 days ago

Top Trump crony Huang targeted by sexy Chicom intel agent

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump complains about losing to NASA

6 days ago

Wiles fired, Stephen Miller promoted to White House Chief of Staff

6 days ago

RNC chair, who just oversaw worst loss in decades, endorsed

6 days ago

“Grand Conspiracy” case’s lead prosecutor resigns

6 days ago

Cybertruck era ends with such poetic timing

6 days ago

President mentally incapable of serving: Fox News exit poll majority

6 days ago

Stock market as volatile as presidential emotions

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Loser snaps at reporters for an indefinite period

7 days ago

Orange Overlord trying to maneuver Hegseth into Senate

7 days ago

Lauren Boebert’s OnlyFans launches just a few years late

7 days ago

Harmeet Dhillon out from Regime DOJ

1 week ago

Russell Brand convicted on rape and sexual assault charges in UK

1 week ago

Trump has “every intention to keep” Hegseth

1 week ago

“Maybe we could get asylum in Israel”

1 week ago

Frau Ingraham would cry if her tear ducts weren’t cauterized shut

1 week ago

NRCC chair Dick Hudson concedes

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump champions ballroom accomplishment

1 week ago

Hegseth firing imminent: CBS

1 week ago

Jaydee posts 604-word jeremiad, admits Iran war doomed GOP

1 week ago

Mike Johnson to return to backbench, Jim Jordan to run for leader

1 week ago

Libs: Owned

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x