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Now the Oklahoma elections board tells Lindell to shut the fuck up

The third elections chief for a deep red 2020 non-battleground in as many weeks has told MyPillow assclown Mike Lindell his state ran a clean election and their equipment was not hacked in very specific and not at all uncertain terms. Here’s a letter sent from Oklahoma State Election Board Secretary Paul Ziriax to Lindell, included as part of a report to the state senate on Tuesday:

In response to your 23 September 2021 inquiry regarding the information purporting to prove election interference in the State of Oklahoma’s 2020 General Election as posted on https://thebiglie.frankspeech.com/OKLAHOMA/index.html, Oklahoma Cyber Command conducted a full investigation.

The posting claims to show out-of-state IP addresses connecting to in-state IP addresses related to the election and insinuates voting discrepancies of approximately 128,000 votes between what was officially reported and a listed total which source is not identified.

Our investigation found the posting included source/destination IPs and associated latitude and longitude coordinates for dates of 3 November 2020 through 6 November 2020. The source of the latitude/longitude coordinates was not identified in the original posting. While it might be possible the source IPs listed correlated with machines in the locations listed on those dates, at the time of our analysis many of those IPs were defunct. Those still active resolved to publicly available scanning engines. After de-duplicating the provided destination IPs, there were a total of seventeen unique IP addresses. Five led to State of Oklahoma resources and the remainder led to cloud providers and other out-ofstate technology organizations. One State of Oklahoma IP address (204.87.112.104) was listed fifty times yet had different latitude/longitude coordinates for each entry. This IP address is associated with the Secretary of State’s website and has been since at least May 2020. Unlike some other states, Oklahoma’s Secretary of State does not oversee elections. None of the five State of Oklahoma IPs were/are associated with the State of Oklahoma’s election infrastructure.

These findings are not unexpected. As you know, the election infrastructure in Oklahoma is centralized and the components in the counties are not directly accessible via the internet. Further, Oklahoma Cyber Command was actively monitoring all connectivity to the election infrastructure during the General Election and even had been on high alert status in the weeks leading up to the election. This was in addition to the regularly assigned personnel provided to the State Election Board and our specific operations to identify mis- and dis-information campaigns surrounding the General Election. There is not now, nor has there been, any credible evidence of a cyber incident or event that could have interfered with the State of Oklahoma’s 2020 General Election.

The rebuke is fast becoming its own subgenre of Mike Lindell failure articles, following the letters from the Secretaries of State for Alabama and Idaho similarly semi-politely telling the mustachioed former crackhead Evangelical Christian pillow man he’s a moron.

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