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Creepy, robotic QAnon guy Ron Watkins makes campaign official


The man widely rumored to be the “real” QAnon – as in he’s suspected by media researchers to be the person who wrote all the “QAnon drops” – 8chan/8kun admin Ron Watkins, officially announced his campaign for Arizona’s 1st Congressional District late Thursday. “President Trump had his election stolen, not just in Arizona but in other states too! We must now take this fight to Washington DC and vote out all the dirty Democrats who have stolen our republic! We must fix elections from inside the machine!” Watkins says while holding his own phone to record his own face, a totally normal way to announce a campaign. Not clear at this point is whether Watkins is running as a Republican or an independent candidate, but it doesn’t really matter.

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