Categories
Uncategorized

Matt Gaetz completely owns Haiti over missionary kidnapping


Totally dunked on them, right? Millions of Haitians definitely saw this tweet and said to each other “Wow, we got shaded so badly by sex god Congressman Matt Gaetz. Damn. He really showed us.”

Thing is though is that Haiti is kind of a shithole. It’s a poverty stricken third world country whose government does effectively nothing to serve its people and exists solely to enrich those who buy their way into it (kind of like the government Republicans want to create here in the US).

But that’s not exactly the context calling the place a “shithole” came from, as in January 2018 it was widely reported that Former President Trump asked out loud in a private meeting with Senate leadership why America would want immigrants from “all these shithole countries” such as Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations and also why we couldn’t take more people from places like Norway instead. Meaning Trump didn’t really care so much about the conditions that most people in those countries live in every day, he just said those conditions make them unworthy of being granted the right to live in the United States – in contrast to Norwegians whom, by pretty much every global quality of life index measure we have available, enjoy a higher standard of living than Americans do.

And Norwegians are 90% white too. That probably helped. Trump could’ve just said “I don’t want brown immigrants, I want white ones” and that would’ve made this easier. Gaetz also could’ve tweeted “Hahahaha, look at that majority Black country! They suck at public safety!” rather than necessitating this long explainer about why the term “shithole” is a MAGA shibboleth for their panic over a third world invasion and not an indelicate but fair assessment of the current state of governance in Haiti, which is actually an excellent reason to welcome them to build new lives here.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

2 hours ago

Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

4 hours ago

Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

5 hours ago

DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

7 hours ago

Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

8 hours ago

Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

8 hours ago

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Dem Senate nomination

17 hours ago

Stuffed toy bunny hostage situation, other matters, unresolved

20 hours ago

Minnesota MAGA Congressman hints Tom Emmer possibly dying

21 hours ago

Box-o-Wine brought evidence to White House

1 day ago

Max Miller asks House Ethics to investigate him

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump defense lawyer confirmation hearing

1 day ago

David Ellison bitches about antitrust lawsuits in NYT op-ed

1 day ago

British Neo-Nazi running as Tory in local UK election

1 day ago

Fox News reports Nick Shirley staging dumbassery in Ceuta

1 day ago

“Things aren’t looking good”

2 days ago

Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

2 days ago

Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

2 days ago

Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

2 days ago

Frailty, thy name is Donald

2 days ago

NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

2 days ago

Naoero is the new Nauru

2 days ago

Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

2 days ago

Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

2 days ago

UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

2 days ago

CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

2 days ago

Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

2 days ago

Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

2 days ago

Max Miller refuses to resign and/or drop reelection bid

3 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

3 days ago

Arkansas state House Republican arrested for domestic battery

3 days ago

Mentally ill president “100 percent disagrees” with crazed alcoholic

4 days ago

Houthi missile threat to critical Saudi oil processing hub “could upend Trump’s midterm message”: Politico on what really matters

4 days ago

Not-Movie Night Friday: The Shadow Over Innsmouth audiobook

5 days ago

Regime admits former Olympian didn’t damage Reflecting Pool

5 days ago

Surprise! President Blood and Soil thrilled by Ceuta rush

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Cabinet members deservingly suffer bleak meeting

5 days ago

Floridians advised to prevent leprosy by avoiding wild armadillos

5 days ago

Bernie Moreno taking familial frustrations out on Anthony Fauci

5 days ago

Spanish North African enclave overrun by 60,000 migrants

5 days ago

Orange Baby whines over his betrayal carrying consequences

5 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with very simple, easy tests of moral character

6 days ago

Talarico 51 – Picasso Face 48 in Texas: Fox News poll

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Creepy grampa has ideas about trucks

6 days ago

Orange Dictator really, really wants immunity from IRS audits

6 days ago

Now it’s “you can’t go to the Obama museum without a photo ID”

6 days ago

Regime gutting counterterrorism capabilities

6 days ago

Senate GOP postpones Todd Blanche nomination vote

7 days ago

Deeply unpopular tyrant speaks from his throne: Watch Live

7 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x