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Texas SWAT team cancels “Get off my lawn” guy

“An attempt by Austin, Texas, officials to serve a search warrant and provide lawn care resulted in shots fired, an hourslong standoff, a house fire and a death, police said Wednesday. Police officers and code enforcement officers arrived at a home at 9:16 a.m. to serve a nuisance search warrant, but could not make contact with the resident, Austin Police Chief Joseph Chacon said at an evening news conference. The warrant was left at the door and contractors for the city’s code enforcement began working on the lawn. About an hour later, the resident started shooting from inside the house, Chacon said. ‘And they immediately backed off. They got all of the staff that was working on the house to safety and and a SWAT call was initiated for a barricaded subject,’ he said.”

“SWAT, mental health officers and a crisis negotiator arrived on scene, but could not get the man out of the home, leading to the lockdown of a nearby elementary school and the closure of several streets. ‘SWAT spent the next several hours trying to negotiate with the individual to just simply come out of the house,’ Chacon said. At about 3 p.m., the resident started shooting at officers again. ‘And because of that immediate threat … they made entry using a robot,’ Chacon said. The robot helped officers determine that a fire had been started in the home, and was quickly spreading, he said. Officers still couldn’t get the man to come out as the house was engulfed in flames. But then the man exited through the garage with weapons in his hand. ‘At that time, a SWAT officer shot and struck the resident who went down with a gunshot wound'” – NBC News.

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