“Hold on. Why would we take Ukraine’s side and not Russia’s side?” Fox News host (and only human who says, “Yum. Cabbage.”) Tucker Carlson questions. “It’s a sincere question. If you’re looking for American perspectives–yeah, but… why? Who has the energy reserves? Who, who’s the major player in world affairs? Who’s the potential counterbalance against China, who is the actual threat? Why would we take Ukraine’s side? Why aren’t we on Russia’s side? I-I-I don’t–I’m totally confused.”
“Well, clearly,” the guest says dryly.