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Coffee boy’s clickbait sucks even worse than you think

Failed Congressional candidate and human being George Papadopoulos tweeted some of the clickbait he’s paid to by a right wing web publisher on Friday, a link to an article that says: “The trial of Kyle Rittenhouse has taken another concerning turn. A new report from Newsmax alleges that the jurors’ verdict count is a lot closer than many might have thought. Newsmax reported that sources said the current verdict count is split – 6 to 6. The Newsmax reporter said he overheard Mark Richards, one of the attorneys for Rittenhouse, say that he believes the jury is at a ‘6-6 split.'”

Wow holy shit! A Newsmax reporter believes he ‘overheard’ Richards saying that? My gosh! Who did he say it to? Could it be the fucking New York Times reporter who literally quoted Richards on record as saying he thinks the jury’s at a 6-6 split in a Friday article? Jackasses.

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