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Damn you #EmptyShelvesJoe! Damn you to hell!


The Biden-Harris socialist nightmare is everywhere in America’s retail stores! Just look at this bullshit! The Fast and Furious nine movie collection in sold out on both DVD and Blu-Ray! Who the fuck wants a Fast and Furious eight movie collection when we could have had nine of the action packed underground street racing movies if he hadn’t destroyed our supply chain?!? AND Friends: The Complete Series is sold out on both disc formats! But no more “mean tweets” right?

It gets worse…

This paper towel shelf is roughly 3% empty! That may not sound like a lot, but it adds up libs!

THIS IS WHAT A STOLEN ELECTION DOES TO YOUR JUICY FRUIT AND BIG RED! THEY GET STOLEN TOO! NOT SO “CARE FREE” NOW, HUH? YOU SKY SCREAMING BASTARDS!

Oh yeah? Target must be a wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC, making these shelves of Elves on The Shelves look more full by pulling them to the front! But you’re not fooling anyone Dems!

WTF Pelosi?!? Why do you hate America? Why do you purposely prevent based patriots from pwning libtards in Call of Duty on PS4? What’s the endgame here? Is it just sick pleasure to you?

Okay this one I’m legitimately pissed about. Joke’s over. Get me my goddamn melon Diet Dew now.

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