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‘Spiritual attack’ defeats antivax MAGAchurch pastor Marcus Lamb

The CEO of the Daystar Television Network and prominent anti-vax MAGAchurch pastor Marcus Lamb has passed away from what his son Jonathan described as a “spiritual attack from enemies” – presumably meaning that Communists, Jews, gays, rap music fans, feminists, et cetera prayed to Moloch to infect Lamb with COVID-19 – his wife announced on a Tuesday morning broadcast, Religion News Service reports. Lamb reportedly had been sick for weeks but did not make one of those deathbed conversions to science, staying faithful to his true beliefs to the bitter, painful end.

On a November 23rd edition of the Ministry Now program, Jonathan Lamb said of his father’s struggle: “There’s no doubt in my mind that this is a spiritual attack from the enemy. As much as my parents have gone on here to kind of inform everyone about everything going on to the pandemic and some of the ways to treat COVID – there’s no doubt that the enemy is not happy about that. And he’s doing everything he can to take down my Dad” and we’ll just let that speak for itself.

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