Nimrata finally granted an audience with the illustrious Orange One

Prominent popcorn conspiracy theorist Nimrata “Nikki” Haley has been permitted to return to the court of the Holy Orange One, Politico reports. It had been many months since Nimrata was barred from the Emperor’s palace for blasphemous public pronouncements that dared question his wisdom, but he graced her with his presence for an unknown price paid in certain favors.

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