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Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

1 hour ago

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Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

9 hours ago

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President to sue treasonous criminals

11 hours ago

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Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

14 hours ago

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Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

15 hours ago

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Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

17 hours ago

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Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

20 hours ago

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Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

2 days ago

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Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

2 days ago

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Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

2 days ago

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Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

2 days ago

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Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

3 days ago

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Scientology seizes control of public street

3 days ago

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Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

3 days ago

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Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

4 days ago

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Trump threatens Americans with a good time

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

4 days ago

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Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

4 days ago

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Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

4 days ago

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BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

4 days ago

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Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

4 days ago

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“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

5 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

5 days ago

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Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

5 days ago

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“Incensed by the dissent”

5 days ago

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You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

5 days ago

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Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

5 days ago

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Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

6 days ago

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Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

6 days ago

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Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

6 days ago

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McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

6 days ago

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Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

6 days ago

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“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

6 days ago

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Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

6 days ago

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“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

6 days ago

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Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

7 days ago

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Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

7 days ago

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Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

7 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

7 days ago

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Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

7 days ago

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Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

7 days ago

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Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

7 days ago

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Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

7 days ago

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MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

7 days ago

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Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

7 days ago

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Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

1 week ago

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White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

1 week ago

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Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

1 week ago

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Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

1 week ago

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Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

1 week ago

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