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Knives out for Moscow Mitch

Emboldened by Trump’s hatred for the turtle-faced sociopath, Republican Senators and Senate candidates are looking to dethrone Moscow Mitch McConnell, per a summary report in Axios. Trump-endorsed Alaska Senate candidate/tongue-speaking maniac Kelly Tshibaka and sick bondage freak Former Missouri Governor Eric Greitens both have indicated their desire to destroy Mitch for his marginally less extremist leadership of the Senate GOP caucus – turning the question of support for him into a candidate “litmus test” – while human urinal cake Lindsey Graham has been warning Mitch to fly low and stop upsetting the Orange Warlord.

“If we’re going to be successful in 2022, we’re going to have to work together as a team. And here’s what I would say to every Republican: If you want to be… a Republican leader in the House or the Senate, and you don’t have a working relationship with Donald Trump, you cannot be effective. So, I hope we’ll get on the same page here” said Graham on Fox News Sunday.

The Axios rundown also details Tucker Carlson’s issues with Mitch, acting like it’s completely normal and acceptable to let some unelected dickhead televevision propagandist call the shots for what’s supposed to be an institutional, governing party of a functioning democracy.

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