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Alex Jones’s wife arrested over domestic violence incident

Erika Wulff Jones, wife of MAGA conspiracy asshole Alex Jones, was arrested Friday night by deputies from the Travis County, Texas Sheriff’s Office on misdemeanor charges of assault causing bodily injury to a family member and resisting arrest, search or transport, the AP reports.

“It’s a private family matter that happened on Christmas Eve. I love my wife and care about her and it appears to be some kind of medication imbalance” Alex Jones told the AP, adding the arrest “doesn’t concern my politics” and “it wasn’t some kind of personal hateful thing or anything” which is weird because you’d think that Alex would be quick to come up with a vast conspiracy where Soros paid CVS to put mind control chemicals in his wife’s Prozac to get her to assassinate him or something. You know, because the Deep State wants him silenced because he’s on to them.

Maybe his wife is even a Deep State agent herself. Her LinkedIn says she’s an instructor at New Order Yoga, and yoga is a foreign dark magic thing that urban socialist libs are into. And “New Order”? Any yoga studio with that kind of name is definitely a front for a global shadow government. This absolutely has everything to do with Alex’s politics and it’s obvious they have infiltrated the sanctity of his home and marriage to take him down for speaking truth to power.

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