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Socialist handouts to lazy assholes who can’t find a job being sent to deserving patriots persecuted for their personal choices

Pro-business Red States Arkansas, Florida, Iowa, Kansas and Tennessee, with robust economies for Americans who want to work hard and prosper, not welfare-collecting poor losers who think the government owes them something, are allowing freedom lovers fired by for refusing to comply with corporate communist COVID-19 vaccine policies to collect unemployment payments, the Washington Post reports. Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Missouri are also looking to implement such policies, rewarding heroic patriots for sacrificing their livelihoods in the fight against Faucism.

Most other states, which are miserable progressive hellholes ruled by deranged libtards, deny unemployment benefits for any worker who quits or is fired for violating company policy, so the new carveouts allow for individual freedom-based exceptions solely in regard to COVID-19 vaccines. Some weenie socialists even cried over being owned so badly. “Allowing unemployment benefits as the proposed legislation recommends could cause significant financial harm to the state’s [unemployment insurance] trust fund, negatively impact its solvency, and lead to increased taxes on the Kansas businesses who are struggling to recover from the pandemic,” total Marxist soy boy leftard Kansas Chamber of Commerce President Alan Cobb said from under his blankie.

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