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Junior, Gargoyle engaged; gift registry at Danbury Minimum Security Federal Prison anticipated

For more than a year, Donald Trump Jr. and his dominatrix Kimberly Guilfoyle have been secretly engaged, keeping the relationship secret during the entire 2020 presidential campaign, the Sun UK reports.

Junior and Guilfoyle, who was fired from Fox for multiple sexual harassment complaints, have been dating for four years, perhap brought together by a mutual admiration for cocaine.  Guilfoyle was a key fundraiser for Junior’s father’s campaign, including offering to give lap dances to major party donors.

Should the wedding actually take place, it would be Junior’s second marriage and Guilfoyle’s third.

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