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WTF? Ingraham declares “this nomination needs to be stopped.” There has been no nomination yet, ya moron

“If you care about your Second Amendment rights, this nomination needs to be stopped,” Trump advisor (and woman who’s shocked that cross doesn’t scorch a burn in her neck) declares on Fox before a nominee is even named.  “If you believed criminals need to be punished, this nomination needs to be stopped.  If you believe B, Biden’s team doesn’t actually have the power to shut down any business that disagrees with Dr. Fauci, this nomination, oh yeah, it needs to be stopped.  And if you believe that traditional religious beliefs are protected by the First Amendment, this nomination needs to be stopped.  We don’t have to wait for the nomination to get started.  We know exactly what the left wants:  a blank check to rewrite the Constitution and every US law that gets in the way, regardless of the actual language.”

And now, the breakdown:

  • “If you care about your Second Amendment rights, this nomination needs to be stopped.”
  • “If you believed criminals need to be punished, this nomination needs to be stopped.”  Well, yeah, but Trump kept pardoning them all, and now Trump and his cronies are obstructing numerous investigations.  By the way, Lars, how about supporting Trump turn over documents and testify?
  • “If you believe B, Biden’s team doesn’t actually have the power to shut down any business that disagrees with Dr. Fauci, this nomination, oh yeah, it needs to be stopped.”  Actually, that would’ve been the decisions of the various governors and mayors, but you blame Joe.  ‘kay.
  • “And if you believe that traditional religious beliefs are protected by the First Amendment, this nomination needs to be stopped.”  Everyone’s religious rights matter, Lars.  And just as important is the wall that exists between government and religion.
  • “We don’t have to wait for the nomination to get started.”  Yeah, it’s not like you’re prejudiced or anything.
  • “We know exactly what the left wants:  a blank check to rewrite the Constitution and every US law that gets in the way, regardless of the actual language.”  What?  A blank check to rewrite the Constitution?  WTF is that?
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