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Civil War erupts among the dregs of QArizona


So there’s this debate raging among the fan community over if the speeder bikes the Mod Gang are really appropriate for Tatooine. Everything else on the planet is very grungy and weather beaten, yet here are these cyborg kids riding around Mos Espa on these pristine Vespa-looking hover vehicles that look very incongruous and out of place while they serve their new daimyo, Boba Fett. It’s just one in a long string of questionable decisions made by the production crew.

If you didn’t get any of that then don’t worry. The point is you can still tell fans of a fictional universe are extremely upset both with each other and the showrunners even if you don’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of the relevant material (in this case that bullshit “controversy” about characters in the show Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett did really happen, by the way).

So here we have the weirdo and likely failed congressional candidate Ron Watkins, who is widely believed to secretly be the George Lucas of the QAnon fictional universe, starting shit with white nationalist psychopath QAnon fan Republican Arizona state Senator Wendy Rogers about “splunk logs,” which is some important plot element in the 2020 election fictional universe. Our best guess is that Ron is ripping Wendy for failing to properly investigate these “splunk logs” in their quest to prove Arizona was stolen from Trump. Wendy was not having it, nor sir:

Whatever the fuck a “Shadegg” is. No further messages from Ron, but it looks like Wendy is already retracting her claws and backing away slowly. Probably due to death threats from other Q fans.

National Zero will continue following this struggle for batshit supremacy as it develops.

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