“Jeff Zucker, a world-class sleazebag who has headed ratings and real-news-challenged CNN for far too long, has been terminated for numerous reasons, but predominantly because CNN has lost its way with viewers and everybody else. Now is a chance to put Fake News in the backseat because there may not be anything more important than straightening out the horrendous Lamestream Media in our Country, and in the case of CNN, throughout the World. Jeff Zucker is gone – congratulations to all!” says Trump in a statement leaving us grasping for astrophysical concepts with which to compare it, so vast and yawning is its void of consideration for literally anything in Trump’s personal life and political career that could be compared negatively.