US adds 476,000 jobs in January, unemployment ticks up to 4%

The monthly US jobs report beat expectations, with the 476,000 payrolls added in January, per Bloomberg. Wages and labor force participation increased as well, to 62.2%, from 61.9% in December, which caused the slight bump in the unemployment rate from 3.9 to 4.0%.

NYPD senior officer maces self during Gaza protest

Inflation is still very real at Trump rallies

Top Russian defense, national security officials ousted traditionally

Republican Villager caught with crack cocaine in golf cart at Wawa

Lindsey seems extra hungover

Texas lobbyist says illegal immigrants stealing oil

Vance says Trump is innocent because he’s running for president

Wisconsin Supreme Court to rehear ballot drop box case

Stupid Trump social media manager gets name of typeface wrong

Oklahoma inmates’ premature termination of prison sentences actualizes community linguistics to optimal obstructive effect

Convicted felon leaving Trump campaign (but which one?)

WATCH LIVE: Orange Antichrist commands cult in New Jersey

Nancy Mace’s staff responds to her claims that they’re acting to undermine her, characterize her as paranoid, self-absorbed

Virginia Commonwealth University grads walk out on Youngkin

Nikki Haley on Trump’s running mate shortlist: Axios’s sources

Orange Defendant’s taxes really are under audit

Clarence Thomas complains everyone’s so mean in DC

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXII

Former 2016 Trump campaign staffer alleges the campaign hid multiple settlements for sexual harassment as “legal fees”

Manhattan trial wraps week with records testimony

Trump-appointed judge reinstates massive credit card fees

NOAA issues massive storm warning

Prosecutor seeks 40 years for Paul Pelosi attacker

Believe it or not, she’s talking about Biden

Freeman, Moss ask court to make Rudy shut the hell up

Trump advisor won’t be RNC delegate, cites “prior commitments”

Florida Republican files impeachment articles against Biden again

Rudy fired from radio job

Swing state Republicans starting to get nervous with Trump

New York Post implies the other skiers should’ve thought of that

House Ethics finds probable cause that Troy Nehls fucked around

Traveling carnival operator charged with human exploitation

Former Trump lawyer’s CNN bit could’ve gone better

New Florida poll finds abortion measure support at 61 percent

UN votes to advance Palestinian membership

Federal appeals court upholds Steve Bannon’s DC conviction

House GOP now want to impeach Biden over withheld Israel aid

American crocodile back after a while

LIVE UPDATES: Manhattan DA’s case against Trump continues

Bobby Brainworms says he gave his kids fake vax cards

Target dials back on Pride Month after last year’s MAGA freakouts

Virginia school board votes to re-Confederate-tize two schools

Fox News reports huge win assured, nothing to worry about

Trump’s ex-girlfriend taken off witness list

Senate passes FAA funding bill focusing on training, safety

Mango Mussolini’s Manhattan Money Mess: Stormy’s days over

Flashing the family genes, Tyler Boebert goes to court unprepared

Eric’s wife says Dad-in-law has always accepted election results

Illinois Nazi charged after racially-motivated shooting

Two associates flip on Cuellar, court filings show