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Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

32 minutes ago

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Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

1 hour ago

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Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

2 hours ago

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Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

2 hours ago

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North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

3 hours ago

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Maybe

4 hours ago

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Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

5 hours ago

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Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

5 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

6 hours ago

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Philippines veep impeached over threats to assassinate president

6 hours ago

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Florida man escapes fatal crash scene by climbing onto semi

7 hours ago

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Michael Jordan’s son informs cops that he’s Michael Jordan’s son after drunkenly turning Lamborghini SUV onto train tracks

8 hours ago

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Alex Soros has too much influence over Dems, declares Elon Musk

8 hours ago

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USPS abruptly reverses China parcel policy

9 hours ago

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Gazans not thrilled by Trump proposal

10 hours ago

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(Snappy headline about where this was headed goes here)

19 hours ago

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Trump’s America: $40,000 worth of eggs stolen in Pennsylvania

20 hours ago

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Tired: Greenland, Wired: Gaza

22 hours ago

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Idaho man made powerful secret ring to steal shit from Walmart

22 hours ago

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Mangione hires death penalty expert lawyer

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Corrupt, genocidal autocrats high-five each other

1 day ago

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Greenland parliament considering ban on foreign campaign donors

1 day ago

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USGS still monitoring Hawaiian volcanic eruption, for now

1 day ago

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FBI agents sue to block Trump purge

1 day ago

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British policewoman faces charges for drunkenly groping other male cops while now ex-boyfriend, also a cop, was present in pub

1 day ago

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Migrants headed to Guantanamo for internment

1 day ago

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MAGA Congressman: Economic pain will defeat ChiCom fentanyl

1 day ago

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Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

1 day ago

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President guarantees nominee will cure autism

1 day ago

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Waffle House offering special price on eggs

1 day ago

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Texas man terrified his undocumented dad may be deported

1 day ago

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Frau Ingraham gently calls Trump a weakling

1 day ago

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New Pentagon spokesman dropped 2022 Pennsylvania GOP Senate bid after judge found allegations of domestic abuse credible

1 day ago

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NYPD nabs two teenage subway train joyriders

1 day ago

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Fox News reports Blue State illegally defying Red State

1 day ago

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ChiComs hit US oil, coal, LNG with tariffs, investigating Google

1 day ago

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FBI’s X-Files unit fear getting snagged in Trump’s Capitol riot purge

2 days ago

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#MAGA #WINNING #MAGA #WINNING #MAGA

2 days ago

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Trudeau also says Trump caved

2 days ago

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Mallory McMorrow to launch Michigan Senate bid

2 days ago

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Fat idiot admits he’s not actually in charge

2 days ago

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Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

2 days ago

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New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

2 days ago

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MAGA Land seeing multiple moves ahead in this 5D chess game

2 days ago

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Trump already caves to Mexico

2 days ago

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“He’s going to take care of us, just as he promised to do”

2 days ago

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US-Canada trade talks going great

2 days ago

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ICE releasing undocumented detainees from custody

2 days ago

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Dems planning to get their pound of flesh in funding talks

2 days ago

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British Columbia premier bans sales of booze made in Red States

2 days ago

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