Long Island Jewish MAGA Congressman Lee Zeldin last week nominated former Trump White House coat rack Jared Kushner and his minion Avi Berkowitz for the Nobel Peace Prize for his role in negotiating peace treaties between countries that had never been at war, John Solomon’s lame website reports. “Against the background of a centuries-old conflict and the COVID-19 pandemic, rising tensions, and Iran’s growing influence, Kushner and Berkowitz successfully brought together regional leaders, and forged regional alliances better capable of countering Iran’s malign influence,” wrote future New York Governor election loser Zeldin in his nomination, which will probably make the Orange Pharaoh pretty pissed off for not including him.
National Zero double and triple checked this article to make sure it was spelled “Nobel” and not “Noble” like the Donald and his minions did repeatedly in their so far failed quest to have their leader awarded the most prestigious of international accolades – all while the fanboys downplayed and badmouthed it “because Obama won one for doing nothing,” as they would say.