On Tuesday we here at National Zero were to understand that, despite an hours-long hold up over what was surely intentional bureaucratic friction by Canadian customs authorities, the RSBN camera crew being denied entry to film the truck entering Canada from the other side, and other unrelated (but not really that unrelated) difficulties, Mike Lindell’s Godly mission to provide humanitarian aid in the form of pillows to the oppressed caucasians occupying Ottawa was successful as we had not seen any further reporting after the border hold up on that evening.

Well we were wrong, because on Wednesday the National Post reported that Lindell had indeed been told he and his crew were not welcome in Tim Hortons Land after all because neither he nor the driver he hired to deliver pillows to the anti-vaccine protestors were – wait for it – vaccinated against COVID-19, a requirement for entry into Canada. “We’ve been on we’ve been trying to get my trucks into Canada… we’ve been trying to get to Ottawa,” Lindell said in a FrankSpeech video. “(The trucker) has been waiting on this permit that they made up out of the blue, this new permit thing,” Lindell added, which makes it seem awfully like he doesn’t understand what these people are fucking protesting in the first place and failed to do even the most basic of research.

Silly us for thinking he was competent enough to simply quietly hire a trucker and a video crew who were in fact vaccinated and not mention that part of it at all, while still reaping the propaganda benefits he had envisioned for himself. Sure, Lindell personally would not have been there, but the images of a trailer with his face on the side joining the clustertruck still would’ve owned the libs.