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Orange Tyrant commands Wyoming lawmakers to end same day registration to prevent Dems from voting for Liz Cheney in primary

“The Wyoming State Senate is considering SF0097, introduced by Patriot Senator Bo Biteman, to protect the integrity of Wyoming primary elections. This critically important bill ensures that the voters in each party will separately choose their nominees for the General Election, which is how it should be! It makes total sense that only Democrats vote in the Democrat primary and only Republicans vote in the Republican primary. This bill has my Complete and Total Endorsement and Support. Every Member of the Wyoming Senate should vote for SF0097. Thank you!” says the Chunky Orange Man in a statement hyping a curiously obscure piece of legislation.

While he does not mention Liz Cheney by name, the implication postulated in the headline here could not be any less obvious given how it little it should matter otherwise in a state he won by 43%. Then there’s fact that 17 other states – including Nevada and Wisconsin, states he thinks he won in 2020 – allow for same day registration on primary election days and to our knowledge Trump has never bothered to scream for Republican lawmakers to shut it down in any of those. On that note we encourage our readers in those states to vote in the GOP primaries to help make sure the shittiest, most unelectable MAGA candidates end up running against Dem incumbents.

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