Categories
Uncategorized

Michigan booze lady Mellisa Carone hasn’t heard back from Trump’s team about endorsing her run for state legislature

Michigan “election fraud” expert Mellissa Carone, famous for her testimony at a December 2020 state legislative hearing on the election and for her “expertise” on Coronavirus vaccines is still waiting to hear back from her Orange Lord and Savior on whether or not he’ll endorse her run for the Michigan state House, Politico reports in a profile of the convicted sexual harasser.

“[The 2020 election] pushed me into politics, for sure,” Carone told Politico about her run. “To be honest with you, I never thought of running for office… [but] our legislators are doing nothing for us. We hold a Republican majority in Michigan, and you would think it was the opposite. If we get the right people elected, we will not have these [voting] machines in Michigan. I know one legislator can’t say, you know, I’m going to get rid of the machines all by myself. I know it doesn’t work that way. But if we get the right people elected, we can do that,” said the drunken maniac.

Carone launched her political career on “pretending to have some sort of ‘insider’s knowledge’ regarding Dominion’s business activities, when in reality you were hired through a staffing agency for one day to clean glass on machines and complete other menial tasks,” per a December 2020 cease and desist letter from Dominion Voting Systems. Fake it til you make it, as they say.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Thomas Massie retired by the vengeful Orange Allah

2 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee fills in for Krazy Karoline

8 hours ago

Cornhole still too chickenshit to say what he really feels

8 hours ago

Ken Paxton wins the Trump Texas reality show, lands endorsement

9 hours ago

“Greece likes triangles”

11 hours ago

State Department unfollows Rubio on Twitter

11 hours ago

Defense Attorney General testifies to Senate: Watch Live

12 hours ago

Villager warns Kamala Harris revealed “Democrats’ game plan”

12 hours ago

Regime to admit more MAGAfrikaners

15 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Walking healthcare crisis makes noises about access

1 day ago

CDC confirms American in Congo tests positive for Ebola

1 day ago

Trump announces he takes orders from foreign man in frilly dress

1 day ago

Benny Johnson already researching Simi Valley FD’s DEI policies

1 day ago

Minnesota DA charges ICE agent over migrant shooting

1 day ago

Regime confirms $1.776 billion “Anti-Weaponization” slush fund

1 day ago

President airs frustrations with media coverage of Iran policy

1 day ago

Newsmax reports Trump team worried boss emboldened Xi

1 day ago

Dems 50 – GOP 39 on generic congressional ballot: NYT/Siena poll

2 days ago

Tornado and wildfire threat to peak in central US on Monday

2 days ago

“That’s his Churchill moment”

2 days ago

Trump approval now down to 37 percent in CBS News/YouGov poll

2 days ago

Bill Cassidy primaried out of Senate

3 days ago

Orange Allah turns on High School Dropout

3 days ago

Caucasian entitlement claims life of Maldivian military diver

3 days ago

Faustian bargain about to end predictably

4 days ago

“Fuck you MAGA voters, I got mine”: Trump, basically

4 days ago

Supreme Court rejects Virginia Dems’ redistricting petition

4 days ago

Colorado Gov Jared “Pussy” Polis to free Tina Peters

4 days ago

Iranians finding other ways to screw with US gasoline supplies

4 days ago

Florida historic Black cemetery hit with Trump, DeSantis graffiti

4 days ago

Fox News reports Markwayne Mullin’s cosplay game lacking

4 days ago

Tennessee Dem Steve Cohen drops reelection bid

4 days ago

Hantavirus presser led by far right Alabaman penile implant expert

4 days ago

RNC sketches plausible ID scenario for “election integrity” case

4 days ago

Chris Wright fucks up and says “Gulf of Mexico” on CNBC

4 days ago

Regime moving to indict Raul Castro

5 days ago

House voting on war powers act: Watch Live

5 days ago

Retail sales up in April because shit costs more than it used to

5 days ago

Canadian man killed by bear at uranium mining site

5 days ago

Jaydee adresses room full of caucasians

5 days ago

Border Patrol chief abruptly quits

5 days ago

Vessel off UAE possibly seized by Iranians

5 days ago

Fanboy pleads with voters to “take their medicine” on gas prices

5 days ago

T1 Phone allegedly shipping to customers

5 days ago

Starmer Labour rival makes first move to challenge UK PM

5 days ago

Orange Chicken in China: Watch Live

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee lies to reporters

6 days ago

Rand Paul’s son drunkenly accuses Mike Lawler of being Jewish

6 days ago

Alex Murdaugh’s convictions overturned

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jesus Dork and pals hold presser

6 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x