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Wisconsin GOP 2020 election czar Gableman releases interim report on investigation and – shocker – it’s complete bullshit

Former Wisconsin state Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman, a Trump fanboy who might still be wearing braces despite being in his 50s and was sighted at some of the hottest events on the election conspiracy theory calendar last year released an interim report on his fake investigation Tuesday, the “findings” of which will surprise approximately zero observers familiar with the assclown’s conduct – including openly admitting to a reporter he has no idea how elections actually work – since his Orange God Emperor lost the state in 2020. Some lowlights from his magnum opus:

“[Zuckerberg election assistance initiative] funded the $8.8 million Wisconsin Safe Voting Plan (WSVP), which the cities of Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay, Racine and Kenosha used to purchase illegal drop boxes and the provision of those funds constitutes election bribery… Contrary to what Dominion has publicly stated, that at least some machines had access to the internet on election night… It is evident that widespread use of absentee and absentee-inperson voting renders public participation and oversight of counting impossible… It is clear that the Wisconsin Legislature could lawfully take steps to decertify electors in any Presidential election, for example in light of violations of state election law that did or likely could have affected the outcome of the election…” and Jesus Christ this guy fucking sucks. Read more from this joke report here.

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