National Zero joins TruthSocial!

National Zero’s profile is live on Truth Social, the lame, boring “free speech” Twitter clone founded by former President Donald Trump and helmed by dumbass Devin Nunes is finally live after 11 days of waiting. There is no way (yet) to get to it through a web browser (but we believe it is coming sooner or later as there are real URLs for posts). Now the real question is: How best to be banned permanently from the network? What kind of blaze of glory to we self-ignite? Valhalla awaits!

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