Shooters Restaurant in Fort Lauderdale, FL lives up to its billing

One man is dead and another under arrest after a former employee of Shooters Restaurant in Fort Lauderdale, Florida decided he wasn't ready to leave the shooting business and shot a current employee, Local10.com reports with a lede that starts literally with "A man died after a shooting outside the popular Shooters Waterfront restaurant along Fort Lauderdale's Intracoastal Waterway, where witnesses say a verbal dispute preceded the gunfire." Shooters management said "was a situation between a former employee and a current employee. We are fully cooperating with authorities," in a statement. The owner of the unaffiliated Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado had no comment as she was currently being called a dumbass again on the internet.

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