Vladimir Putin, no doubt frustrated as fuck that everything has blown up in his face over the last month, complained on Wednesday that the West is trying to “cancel Russia” with a “blitzkrieg of economic sanctions,” but that their “attempt to have global dominance” was coming to an end, Yahoo News reports. Putin also didn’t sound like he was going to let up on Ukraine anytime soon and mixed some MAGA/QAnon bullshit into his rant. “In the foreseeable future, it was possible that the pro-Nazi regime in Kyiv could have got its hands on weapons of mass destruction, and its target, of course, would have been Russia,” Putin said, probably wishing he could still get a Big Mac.