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Madison Cawthorn says cocaine use, orgies rampant in DC GOP

In an interview with some MAGA media dipshit who asked if life in Washington was anything like the show “House of Cards”, Madison Cawthorn says “So I hears a former President that we had in the 90s was asked the question about this, and he gave an answer that I thought was so true when he said ‘The only thing that’s not accurate about that show is that you could never get never get a piece of legislation about education to pass that quickly’… Aside from that, I mean, the sexual perversion that goes on in Washington… Being kind of a young guy in Washington where the average age is 60 or 70 – and I look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics, guys that, you know, then all of a sudden you get invited to… ‘Oh hey, we’re gonna have kind of a sexual get together at one of our homes. You should come there.’ ‘Wha- What did you just ask me to?’ And then you realize they’re asking you to come to an orgy – or the fact that some of the people that are leading on the movement try and remove addiction in our country and then you watch them doing, you know, a key bump of cocaine right in front of you and it’s like this is- this is wild.”

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