Claiming that he just returned from his honeymoon to Mar-a-Lago–“This amazing trophy property may be the most valuable residential property in America” (though it’s actually a business property)–Wayne Allyn Root gave an incredible account of Donald Trump as only as ass-kissing toady can:

My wife Cindy and I just returned from our honeymoon at Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump’s estate and private club in Palm Beach, Florida. This amazing trophy property may be the most valuable residential property in America.

I saw Trump each night for dinner. I spent time up close and personal with the man. And I can tell you several things that should scare the heck out of liberals…

—Trump looked healthy, strong and confident.

—Trump was carefree; he was actually spinning records during dinner. He has eclectic taste ranging from opera to rock to rap to pop tunes. I have no doubt he could make millions per night as “DJ PREZ” at Las Vegas nightclubs!

I also watched as Trump, the former leader of the free world, personally gave out the awards to the winners of the men’s, ladies’ and seniors’ golf tournaments at his Trump International Golf Club. By the way, the senior tournament winner was … Donald J. Trump! How’s that for carefree?

I witnessed many famous GOP politicians at Mar-a-Lago, hat in hand, begging for Trump’s support — including RINO Republican politicians who act like they don’t care about Trump when talking to the media. So much for that lie.

Trump is very much back in the game. He’s got his mojo back. He looks very much like President Nos. 45 and 47.

Incidentally, another report claims that Trump personally awarded the trophy to the winner of the woman’s tournament:  his granddaughter.