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Coffee Boy’s clickbait sucks even worse than you imagined

Looking at the picture you might think “Oh shit! Some Democrat in the House flipped to the GOP!” since the picture is of Nancy Pelosi. That’d be a reasonable assumption – exactly what they want. The turncoat Dem is not in the US House, however. Not a state House or Assembly. Not a state governor. Not even a city mayor. The newest elected Republican in the United States is a member of the county council in Dorchester County, South Carolina, population 136,555.

We’d like to hear from a Republican here – not a “RINO” – but an actual MAGA hat wearing Trump fan. Without equivocating, can you defend this shit? Like do you actually think this bait and switch is fine? We know Raw Story and Palmer Report are fucking garbage, we’re happy to admit it. But don’t you guys get tired of your media treating you like stupid assholes, ever?

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