White House records for the day of the Capitol insurrection obtained by the House January 6th Select Committee show a 7 hour and 37 minute gap in which Trump minions either completely erased or did not at all record any phone calls placed by the Orange Pharaoh during the most crucial parts of the day, the Washington Post reports. The 11:17 am to 6:54 pm gap in the White House switchboard call logs stands in contrast to public reporting on phone calls between the Donald and House Minority Cuck Kevin McCarthy, Vice Former Guy Mike Pence, and other allies.
The gap tracks with the Donald and his staff’s tendency to use burner phones for secrecy in communications, as well as the Fat Bastard himself to borrow staff members’ phones to place calls, though some calls placed by him did go through the White House switchboard, per the Post. “I have no idea what a burner phone is, to the best of my knowledge I have never even heard the term,” some Trump minion told the Post in a Monday night statement attributed to Trump himself. A spokesworm also said the Monday ruling by a federal judge concluding that Trump “more likely than not” engaged in a criminal conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election was “absurd and baseless.”