The Deep State’s after Alex Jones, folks, let me tell ya. They’re after him. The black helicopters. The Lizard People. The Satanists. And the courts–ohhhh, the Courts–are helping them.
Your man of the People, folks– of course, I’m talkin’ about Alex Jones–has now been found to be in contempt of court for failing to appear at a deposition to determine damages in the lost Sandy Hook defamation trial, and he will be fined $25,000 per day through the week. And then on Friday, the penalty doubles to $50,000 per day until he complies, NBC News reports.
But don’t worry, folks, your faithful hero Alex Jones has taken a lot of Infowars Special HeMan Hairy Chest Supplement and Car Wax–available at a special monthly subscription rate of $39.96, and you get a free set of freeze-dried Armageddon Meals, if you order from the Infowars store today using the coupon code “SLEESTACK”–so those nasty pedophiles won’t get Alex Jones.