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Rudy unlocks his phones for SDNY investigators

Former New York City mayor and incompetent shitbrain lawyer Rudy Giuliani, still in not out of the woods with federal prosecutors nearly a year after an FBI raid on his home and office that seized no less than 18 different electronic devices (but not Hunter’s laptop, according to Rudy), recently unlocked three phones for investigators to show he had nothing to hide from them, CNN reports.

Remember this is a guy who needed to be instructed on the basics of courtroom procedure by a federal judge in a case that was supposed to decide the outcome of a presidential election, so who knows if he really knows what he’s talking about here. Does he even remember this shitshow started with Ukraine? Does he know what’s going on there right now, or does he plan to call Volodymyr Zelensky as a witness in his trial? He’s not too busy these days, right?

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