Charles Herbster, the rootin, tootin, cowboy hat-wearin, America-firstin, dun most fuckin patriotic son of a bitch in that governor’s race they havin’ up in Nebraska also turns out to be a serial groper, with one accuser even being a Republican State Senator, the Nebraska Examiner reports.
State Senator Julie Slama says Herbster reached his hand up her skirt at some hoe-down or line dance or something event in 2019, at which he also grabbed a woman’s ass on the dance floor. Both incidents were confirmed by Slama and independent witnesses. Seven other women told the examiner that Herbster is automatically attracted to beautiful women – he just starts kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. He doesn’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. “Charles W. Herbster has a lifetime record of empowering women to lead. His company, farm, and campaign are all run by women. Despite leading hundreds of employees, not once has his reputation been attacked in this disgusting manner,” said a boilerplate denial from some spokesminion for Herbster, who may or may not have been groped herself.