The Orange God Emperor enjoys “endorsing against candidates… just to see their numbers go down” unnamed sources told the Washington Post in a Saturday report surveying the landscape of what goes into his picks after the not entirely safe GOP Senate nomination bets on Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania and JD Vance in Ohio. “I’m the king of endorsements,” the Fat Bastard said.
Per the Post, Oz’s most formidable rival, amoral plutocrat turned MAGA nationalist David McCormick, was doomed long before he even entered the race when he badmouthed the Donald in a January 26, 2021 interview with Bloomberg News Editor-at-Large Erik Schatzker in which he said “history will look very unfavorably” on the Capitol riot (less than three weeks earlier). When asked by Schatzker what were his thoughts on the Biden Administration so far, McCormick said he “really appreciated President Biden’s tone in terms of his responsibility to serve the whole country,” which is like, he might as well have set a MAGA hat on fire and then pissed on it. That is just NOT okay if you want to be hugged and kissed by the Orange Messiah.