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Why hasn’t Trump gone to the border yet?

Fat ex-President Trump sure likes to complain about the border “crisis” in his statements these days – pretty much every one he puts out mentions it as a consequence of the media rigging the 2020 election against him by reporting on the stupid, evil shit he did in office – but he doesn’t seem to ever want to go there to defend America from the caravans of Venezuelan ISIS members invading to take the country away from “traditional Americans” (which is code for “Caucasians”).

We’re not making a big joke out of this like we did with that batshit story we made up about how he would save Ukraine with his super powers. This is just a medium joke adding color to a serious question: The fat fuck has plenty of time and financial resources scammed from his idiot fans to stage his own border expeditions that would be covered lavishly by RSBN. It’s only like a 2 or 3 hour flight from Palm Beach to southern Texas, he could do it 3 times a week. He wouldn’t even need to do anything, he could just stage a rally in some empty field next to his unfinished wall and say the same racist rants over and over again. So why doesn’t he do it? Is he really that goddamned lazy?

Moreover, if it’s such a “crisis” then why don’t the other dipshit Republicans spend more time at the border? Every so often they like to stroke it to tweets about how long it’s been since Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have been to the border, and outside of a few lame and moronically staged photo ops they haven’t really been spending all that much time there themselves. It’s not like they have any governing to do. They’re doing their voters a disservice by pretending to represent them from their air conditioned offices and douchey cocktail parties in DC instead of pretending to represent them from the dusty streets of El Paso. It’s time to get fucking serious and make a run for the border, you GOP pussies. Otherwise the libs might catch on and realize you’re full of shit.

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