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Some asshole Republican sues Colorado Secretary of State to have “Let’s Go Brandon” added to his name on primary ballot

Colorado Republican Dave Williams, challenging incumbent Congressman Doug Lamborn in the June primary, sued Secretary of State Jen Griswold on Monday to force her to allow his name to appear as “Dave ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Williams” on the ballot, the Colorado Post reports.

It’s extremely hard to write this without calling Williams a homophobic slur. Even just saying he’s a “cunt”, despite being accurate, doesn’t quite do this justice. With all due respect to our LGBT readers whom we would never want to alienate by denigrating them, this lawsuit is the gayest thing ever. Williams is not a homosexual, he’s just a a total bundle of sticks for wanting to have fucking “Let’s Go Brandon” in his name on the ballot. Sincere apologies for giving into our adolescent impulses here when trying to describe this fucking twatwaffle of a Republican.

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