Charles Herbster, a real Nebraskan ladies man with all the right moves for making women feel sexy and special, has sued eight wet blankets who weren’t down for his love train, the Omaha World Herald reports. Defendants included State Senator Julie Slama, a sexy young thing who was just too ice cold that day when the Herbster’s flower was growing for her. The chemistry just wasn’t there, in fact it turned into a volatile reaction. Only legal action calling her a liar can turn this around.