COVID piss drinking “cure” expert Christopher Key was arrested Saturday after the organizers of an event headlined by the marginally more respectable anti-vax shitweasels Robert Malone and Peter McCullough called the cops on him for trespassing into the conference, the Daily Beast reports. Key showed up with his “Vaccine Police” car to annoy the “Take Action for Freedom Tour” for unclear differences in anti-vax dogma within the MAGA Cinematic Universe, ignoring repeated warnings from police officers to leave. “This is a bunch of MDs that are pissed off because a chiropractic and a bounty hunter released… information before they ever could,” said Key to his Telegram followers from a payphone in jail late Saturday night, adding “Yes, there is venom in the shots… It is very upsetting to me that some of my freedom fighters’ family is the one that incarcerated me.”